I Hate Eli Manning
First of all, Welcome.
Second of all, I would like to say that I am very unhappy with the name of this blog, but apparently in a democracy 2 beats 1, and hence we are where we are. I am the one non-Giants fan on this blog. I’m actually a Patriots fan who was dragged to a number of Giants games this year by my two friends Derek and Jose, only to have my heart ripped out by the very team whose mediocrity I used to marvel at. In the words of Cartman: “I hate you guys.”
As the designated driver at most of these games (and thus the one with a functional memory), let me say that the Shockey Brigade lives, and that I look forward to the coming years when Jeremy Shockey is traded from the team, and even though they will boo any reminders of him in the stadium, thousands of New Yorkers will wear his jersey each weekend.
P.S. Let it be known that Derek was quoted as saying that he wanted to make “sweet love” to Eli Manning shortly following the end of the Super Bowl.
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