Archive for May, 2008

The Week In Review… kinda

Hi everyone,

We’re back! And boy is it great to see all you passionate readers again. In case you were wondering, 66.6666666666667% of the Shockey Brigade was doing business with our good friends on the island of St. Thomas. We went down there to canvass the streets of beautiful Charlotte Amalie and ask some of our semi-international readers what they thought of our weblog. The most frequent questions were, “Hey mon, why don’t you talk more about Tim Duncan?” and “Hey mon, who is Jeremy Shockey?”

Anyway, we had a fantastic time and would like to thank everybody who was so nice to us. And don’t worry, we’ll be making more of those wildly popular “I heart Jeremy Shockey… Brigade” bumper stickers and patches.

So now to cover every major story we missed in chronological order.

Thursday, May 8th - “New England stole offensive signals”
Wow. What a bunch of cheaters! But really, do we care that much? Most of us have lived in an era when many of our favorite baseball players were cheating in one way or another. I’m not condoning breaking the rules, but I think it would be a bigger story if, say, super-American Tom Brady were to impregnate a beautiful famous actress and then leave her before the birth of his child for a much more beautiful and famous supermodel. I could watch
months
of Sportscenter coverage of that.

But really, ESPN telling me that the Patriots may have watched the Dolphins practice in 2002… meh. And I’m quite sick of Matt Walsh.

Friday, May 9th - “New York Knicks preparing $30M offer for D’Antoni”
Huh? I mean, I was a closet Suns fan - they were fun to watch. But I think most Knicks fans yearn for the mid-1990s defensive mentality that got them in the playoffs every year. And anyway, D’Antoni is going to come to a team that’s at least two full seasons away from being able to sign a significant free agent. What’s the point?

Saturday, May 10th - “D’Antoni accepting New York offer”
HUH!?!?! Ugh. I’ll leave much of the ranting about this to Jose. But really, Marc Jackson was an excellent choice. Shit, I would’ve been an excellent choice. A brief excerpt from my imaginary introductory press conference:

“Yeah, I guess I know some stuff about basketball. What I definitely know is that this team isn’t going to be very good for at least a few years. Maybe by some miracle we’ll get the eight seed or something, but does that really excite you? Yes, I remember the eight-seed 1999 Knicks. We are not the 1999 Knicks. We are pretty bad. But in 2 years Donnie Walsh over here will get Lebron and I’ll leave. Did I mention I played high school basketball?”

Sunday, May 11th - “OJ Mayo denies he took gifts at USC”
Yuck. Is it just me or does ESPN try to hype some investigative story every few months just to get an endlessly-recurring Sportscenter headline and remind us that they’re journalists? Have you ever watched E:60? Black-and-white footage of people discussing stories around a table: JOURNALISM! But really, prospects getting money/gifts/women/whatever for some reason? Shocking! More Spygate, please.

Monday, May 12th - “Dalai Lama would consider attending Olympics”
他妈的,你臭法语
If you can’t see them on your work computer, they’re Chinese characters that might mean “Fuck you, you smelly French!” How stupid would all those people who disrupted the Olympic torch feel if the Dalai Lama ended up sitting next to Wen Jiabao at a fencing match? And think of all the money spent on those Free Tibet flags that were made in… China. Yeahhhh. Semi-capitalist socialist republic 2, hippy protesters 0.

Tuesday, May 13th - “Walsh, Goodell to meet”
Hahaha, we got you Belichick!!! Oh wait, no we didn’t. And who’s “we” anyway? Well, “we” is the sports journalism community, who would’ve been very excited to slobber over a story they had no role in uncovering. Then again, the only media outlet that actually tried to break a story about this, the hometown Boston Herald, FUCKED UP BIG TIME! Hahaha.*

* Yes, I would care a lot more about all of this if the Patriots season didn’t end 18-1, or 16-0*, or however you want to look at it.

Okay, so that’s really all we missed this week. Not a lot going on and-

Wait!!! Here’s uber-Eagles fan Arlen Specter trying to keep this story going! Congress has NOTHING more important to do than spend all day asking some douchebag camera guy whether he videotaped pre-game warmups? Okay, Clemens was kind of fun to watch. Steroid guys squirming in front of the cameras was fun to watch. Do I give a shit about Matt Walsh? No. Enough.

Though I am kind of interested whether Belichick will wear his hoodie to a congressional committee. Whatcha think?

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Something we can agree on.

Are you ready for some FJM style criticism of some amazingly stupid analysis from ESPN commentator, and former Mets GM Steve Philips? I am, so lets go.

TRICKS OF THE TRADE

How do you restore a once-proud franchise? Glad you asked.
By Steve Phillips

The Reds haven’t made the playoffs in 13 years, and a slow start this season cost GM Wayne Krivsky his job. So how can new boss Walt Jocketty build a new Big Red Machine?

Baseball Tonight analyst and former Mets GM Steve Phillips has a few ideas.

While his head is kind of in the right place regarding the future of the Reds, he is about to demonstrate an utter failure of understanding of the new baseball economics. In actual fact Steve Philips is about to demonstrate the same knowledge of baseball prospects as you average caller on sports radio.

1. TRADE JUNIOR Yes, Ken Griffey Jr. is one of the few reasons to visit Great American Ball Park, but it’s time to make the tough decisions. Griffey is signed only through this year, with a club option for 2009. As a 10-and-five player, he can veto any deal, but Chicago is a popular destination, so call White Sox GM Ken Williams, who’s tried to get Griffey in the past, and ask for Josh Fields or Carlos Quentin. The Sox have a shot, and Griffey would be huge in Chi-Town. Then call up top prospect Jay Bruce, and put him in center for the next 10 years.

While Griffey’s run at 600 home runs is and will continue to draw fans to the ballpark for the next couple of weeks, the long-term draw for this team will be their three exciting young pitchers Volquez, Cuerto and Bailey, as well as Brandon Phillips, Joey Votto and the above mentioned Jay Bruce. Unfortunately for the Reds Griffey does not have enough current value to bring back a player of the caliber of Carlos Quentin. At present Quentin is 25, is costing the White Sox $400,000 this year and is cost controlled for the next four years. Griffey is 13 years older, costs $12.5 million a season and has an OPS 250 points less at this point in the season. Griffey’s numbers will likely trend upwards over the course of the season, and Quentin’s will likely fall off a bit; but Quentin will likely be a better hitter this year and almost certainly will be a better hitter from 2009 and on as he enters his prime.

Ironically, Fields is a bad match for this trade for the opposite reason. In his first full season in the majors in 2007 he had an OPS+ of 101, meaning that he was nothing more than league average. The fact that he had a 35 walks to 125 strike outs last year does not bode well for his future success. Philips is right in that Griffey should be traded and the Reds should be rebuilt around Philips, Votto, Bruce and the young rotation, but what they need to do is target packages of prospects that fill multiple needs on the team and who will be ready to contribute by 2010.

2. DUNN DEAL Use Adam Dunn’s power as a chip to get pitchers. The Reds have a limited budget and an even smaller ballpark, so they must deal for arms and develop them. Dunn is in the last year of his deal, so maximize the return by giving an interested team a 72-hour window to negotiate an extension. Go to the Giants, who need offense to replace Barry Bonds, and ask for Matt Cain. Go to Toronto and request a package that includes Adam Lind and Dustin McGowan or Shawn Marcum. Call Cleveland, which is desperate for bats, and ask for Cliff Lee and one of these three: OF Franklin Gutiérrez and lefties Jeremy Sowers and Aaron Laffey.

Philips again demonstrates a lack of knowledge of minor league systems and player values. Starting with the Cleveland deal. Has anyone heard about Cliff Lee recently? Dude has been sick. Like best pitcher in baseball. Better than Webb, Peavy and Santana right now. Given that Cleveland is struggling to get good pitching from guys like C.C. Sabathia and Fausto Carmona, and given Lee’s general awesomeness, there is no way that Cleveland is remotely interested in making any trades for him. The other players, which would be interesting pieces to the puzzle don’t really make a whole lot of sense. While Gutiérrez is their starting left he is a league average outfielde, despite his poor start to the season, and is not good enough to head up a list of players traded for Dunn. Sowers and Laffey are both solid young arms that Cleveland will be needing to keep for the inevitable departure of C.C. Sabathia at the end of the year. Also, Philip’s speculation has missed the point that Dunn really is not a great match for the Indians, as his whole value to an American League team would be as a DH of which Cleveland already has a good one. Cincinnati should likely target an American League contender/quasi-contender with need at the Designated Hitter position, which means Anaheim, Seattle, Toronto, maybe Tampa, and maybe Minnesota.

This means that Steve got at least one of the teams right. Following the cutting of Frank Thomas, Toronto does have a need for a middle of the order bat of which Dunn would fit the bill. A deal involving one of their young outfielders, Adam Lind or Travis Snyder, and a couple of young (read: minor league) arms might get the deal done. But there is no way that Toronto is going to give up McGowan or Marcum, both of whom are in their mid-20s with ERA+’s of 138 and 157, respectively.

The San Francisco trade only makes a modicum of sense if you are taking in to account the fact that Brian Sabean appears to be allergic to rebuilding his team. While his history may suggest that, it appears that the departure of Barry Bonds has convinced Sabean that the Giants need to begin the rebuilding process, but given their current organizational weaknesses they really are not going to be able to compete until 2010 at the earliest, essentially wasting two years of Adam Dunn’s prime and likely $15 million a year. In theory this trade could go through, but I don’t think that Steve Philips should be basing these trades on General Managers acting in their worst possible interests.

Personally, I think that Anaheim is the best match for this trade. Cinnci should ask for Brandon Wood, Jordan Walden and another young arm and that if a trade can not be consummated, the Reds should let Dunn walk and pick up the two draft picks at the end of the year.

3. BYE, BYE BRONSON In 2006, Bronson Arroyo was a great acquisition by Krivsky, but at age 31, and after throwing 656 innings the previous three years, he’s not the same pitcher. Get what you can, and get out from under his contract, because financial flexibility is critical for a small-market franchise. There are plenty of teams dying for starting pitching: Texas, Detroit, Houston, Milwaukee and Baltimore come to mind. After trading Arroyo, bring up Homer Bailey, and give him the ball every fifth day. Scouts think he can be special; let’s see if they’re right.

Steve, once again you kind of got the right idea. There is a high demand for pitching and you might as well get what you can for it if you have it. The point that Steve fails to take in to account is that Texas and Baltimore are essentially in the same position as the Reds and thus will not be looking to take on contracts or to give up young talent. I’m sorry that I really didn’t spend that much time on this one, but I’m just so exicted for the overwhelming stupidity of Philips’ next comment…

4. CALL HANK Have owner Bob Castellini ring Hank Steinbrenner and tell him you’ve got a way to move Joba Chamberlain into the Yankees’ rotation. Offer Jared Burton, who’s whiffing hitters in bunches, and Jeremy Affeldt for Phil Hughes. Sell Burton as Chamberlain’s eighth-inning replacement and Affeldt as the situational lefty the Yanks lack. Throw in Arroyo if they want. Make it an owners deal. Castellini and Hank will love it; GM Brian Cashman will hate it. The bottom line is that Aaron Harang, Johnny Cueto, Edinson Vólquez and Hughes would give Cincy four very different looks.

There is so much wrong with this that I don’t know where to start. It reads like he’s trying to write something shocking for the sake of writing something shocking. Either way, I think I’m going to go to list format to keep my thoughts under control:

a. If the Yankees want to move Joba in to the rotation they will find a spot for him. Mike Mussina, whose contract expires at the end of the year, is 39 and throwing an 86 mph fastball; Andy Pettite is off the ‘roids and is basically playing year-to-year at this point. By absolutely no means should the Yankees think they have to get rid of Philip Hughes to put Joba in to the rotation.

b. Do you know why Brian Cashman will hate it? Because its an awful fucking trade! If Hank orchestrates this trade I predict that Cashman quits within 48 hours.

c. Will people give Phil Hughes a chance. Just because a ton of promising young pitchers came in to the majors in 2006 and were successful right away does not mean that that is the norm. The majority of highly-touted young players struggle during their introduction to the major leagues, and in all likely hood this is what has happened to Hughes. As much as I enjoy seeing him getting knocked around Fenway park on Sunday Night Baseball, I do worry about the day that he becomes a legitimate MLB starting pitcher at the front end of the Yankees rotation. While there certainly is the chance that this will never happen, the whole point of developing young pitchers and lots of them is so that they are in your organization when they reach their peak. Either that or you trade them away for premium talent… see the Johan Santana trade discussions. The one thing that you do not do is trade them away at the first sign of trouble following for two middle relievers, even if the Reds concede to throw in Bronson Arroyo.

d. Affeldt and Burton really are nothing more than above average major league relief pitchers. While Burton has struck out an impressive 22 batters in 15 and 2/3 innings this year, his WHIP, a strong indicator of a reliever’s worth is around league average. Affeldt, like Burtin, is striking out batters at an impressive rate, but is doing so well above his career average. Affeldt and Burton will be good tools for the Reds to use at the trading deadline that could get back some strong young players, but to think that they are worth one of the top pitching prospects in baseball is laughable.

From the Reds perspective this would be an incredible return. I mean if the Red Sox could get back Evan Longoria for Julien Tavarez and Manny Delcarman I would be ecstatic. Ultimately it reads liks something that an oblivious fan would write on a message board.

The bottom line here is that the Yankees balked at trading Hughes in the off-season when they could have gotten Johan Santana, the best pitcher in baseball over the past five years, in return. While Hank Steinbrenner is a moron who appears to regret not trading for Santana, he surely recognizes the difference between the best pitcher alive and two above average middle relievers. Then again, as a Red Sox fan I can always hope.

5. SHORT CUT The Reds have a tough decision when Álex González returns from his left-knee injury in a few weeks, because Jeff Keppinger has proved he can play shortstop every day. What to do? Trade utility man Ryan Freel to the Dodgers for Scott Proctor. LA can use a supersub, and Proctor can pitch the eighth inning if Burton is traded. Then Keppinger stays put and González becomes a defensive specialist—one with a lot of value if another club loses its starting shortstop.

This doe not really make any sense. He’s saying that when the Red’s starting shortstop, Alex Gonzalez, comes back from the DL, he should become a defensive specialist, making way for Jeff Keppinger, and that the Reds current super-sub, Ryan Freel, should be traded. But Freel and Gonzalez are completely different players. Gonzalez is an excellent defensive shortstop, while Freel is a jack-of-all-trades guy ready to fit in anywhere. Both have their uses, but I fail to see how one coming back makes the other one expendable.

The other problem with Philips analysis is that Keppinger really has not done anything special this year to unseat Gonzalez. He has been rumored to be solid to date this year, but no GM, least of all Walt Jockerty, will likely be fooled into overestimating his present and future worth. His OPS+ to date is 89, which means that his career role as a backup is likely well placed. He can help out in a pinch, but when called upon to play everyday he is a below average major league player. He likely does not have much trade value, but can be a fill in major league player as the team prepares for its young players to come up. He has not been, and will not be, good enough to change the way that the Reds think about Gonzalez and Freel.

The third problem with this trade proposal is that the Dodgers are not going to trade a useful middle reliever (one that their manager actually trusts, to a fault, nonetheless) for a super-sub. In actual fact they did the opposite last year (with a better super-sub) in order to get Procter.

Steve Philips demonstrates two fundamental problems in this article. The first is that for a former General Manager and as a professional basebll analyst he displays a startling lack of knowledge about baseball players. While Griffey is arguably one of the best players of all time, he is currently 38, declining, and has expressed some hesitation at the though of continuing his career in the long run. To expect to get premium major league talent back in the form of Carlos Quentin is just plain ignorant. To fail to see why the Indians would not give up Cliff Lee, why the Blue Jays wouldn’t give up Marcum or McGowan and why the Yankees wouldn’t give up Phil Hughes is just silly.

The second problem with Philips’ analysis is that while he understands the best course of actions for the Reds is to try and rebuild their team around their excellent young players, he fails to see the effects of trading away the team’s current veteran talent. In so doing, the Reds would essentially relegate themselves to a losing 2008, and probably a losing 2009. Replacing Jared Burton with Scott Proctor is a redundant move that leaves the team back where it started, failing to improve it in the long or short run.

I love coming up with trade proposals, particularly with a team like Cincinnati where they have so many useful chips. But it takes the fun and interest out of it when you’re throwing proposals out there that a video game would not even allow.

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Coach Hoodie

My illustrious colleague harmlessly noted in his previous post that Bill Belichick would be on a list of his least favorite sports personalities. This disclosure set off a firestorm of controversy in the world of the Shockey Brigade.

The first, and less significant point, is that there is no good reason for Giants fans to hold any ill will towards Bill Belichick. He was one of the key individuals in their first two Super Bowl’s. In particular in Super Bowl XXV, he orchestrated the downfall of the vaunted K-Gun offense. The second reason why Giants fans do not have the right to hate Belichick is that they won the Super Bowl, and thus he does not belong on a list of individuals who have tortured the Giants franchise. Giants fans (unless they are those general New York bandwagon fans, which I will happily admit there are plenty of) are not Jets fans who routinely get victimized by Belichick’s team, and who he deserted in 2000. In fact, as the coach of the Patriots, Belichick has never brought about a significant defeat for the Giants (the Patriots win to go 16-0 this year was obviously a big win for them, but really was not significant for the Giants).

The second reason that people need to lay off Coach Hoodie is that he has not done anywhere nearly enough to warrant the anger directed his way. Unless you count dominating the NFL for the past seven years. Ever since the Patriots were caught filming the Jets defensive signals in week one of this past NFL season, Belichick has been enemy numero uno on ESPN, and thus for sports fans throughout the country. While this post is not meant to be a discussion of spygate, the penalty levied against the Patriots served to question his credentials as a Hall of Fame coach and unfairly called in to question his general character.

Jose claims that Belichick has reached the same point as the New York Yankees, the Dallas Cowboys, Notre Dame Football and Duke Basketball, a point that I have a problem with. The difference between Belichick and these four contentious American institutions is that all four have sought out the spot light in various forms through out their histories, while Belichick is criticized for shunning the spotlight: George Steinbrenner and Jerry Jones are two of the greatest self-promoters in the history of sports; Notre Dame would like to see itself as John Winthrop’s City on a Hill to the rest of College Football; Mike Krzyzewski can be very sanctimonious and is particularly visible as the Head Coach of Duke Basketball. Criticism of Belichick revolves around generic clips of press conferences in which non-answers are provided to journalists who ask questions they know will not be answered and the fact that his game day outfits usually choose comfort over style. Together with spygate and his relationship with Eric Mangini, these transgressions are interpreted as arrogance and disrespect. Should Giants fans really care about the HC of the NYJ being insulted? What does not get reported about Belichick is the good work that he does in the community, his general self-deprecating comments to the public and the fact that he does not bad mouth his opponents.

When discussing his shortcomings, Belichick is often compared to his chief on field rival Tony Dungy. Dungy is consistently portrayed as the perfect puritan gentleman. Dungy’s persona is driven by his good works, and his outspoken opinions on his religious believes and family values. Belichick on the other hand has been reluctant to talk about the work he does and as a result little is known about his personal life, his charity work and his general personality. What we do know is that Jim Brown has claimed that Bill Belichick is the one person in sports that he respects and that he has done more to help his causes with at-risk youth in the African American community than “any black athlete in modern time.” According to Brown, Belichick has visited prisons, met with gang members and contributed significant financial resources. Now undoubtedly, some of this is hyperbole on Brown’s part, but it does not take away from the fact that Belichick has significant more involvement in community work than the average person acknowledges.

Ultimately nobody, not intimately involved with the NFL, really knows Bill Belichick. I cannot really say who is a “better person” between Belichick and Dungy. What I can say is that unless talking about players who consistently put themselves into the public spotlight, we should hold back our knee jerk criticism against them (this is my built in excuse to bash Roger Clemens). For individuals like Belichick who shun the spotlight, I suggest we hold back the vitriol regarding their personal lives. Instead, chant 18 and 1, or join the I hate Bill Belichick and his sweatshirt with a passion group on facebook. Or you can just make spygate jokes as your team gets beat by three touchdowns next year.

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…And What’s the Deal with Kevin Boss?

Jeremy Shockey is a much better tight end than Kevin Boss.

I wish I could stop there. That would be it for this post. I could spend the rest of my evening finishing my beer and taking notes for my forthcoming novel, “10 Ways to Make Jim Rome’s Head Explode Using Only a Soccer Ball” (long title, I know. But effective).

As a little synopsis of what you’re about to read, I’ll start with a quote:

“I plan on Jeremy being back. I want him to come back,” said Boss. “I still feel like I’ve got a lot to learn from him. He’s been a great teacher for me. I don’t think I’ll ever be the player he is. He’s a freak, really.”

And now, a little background:

Kevin Boss was born in 1984 in Oregon. He attended Western Oregon University (of the might GNAC!). He was the 153rd pick in the 2007 NFL Draft. In last year’s playoffs, he made two catches against the Bucs, and one (1) catch in each game against the Cowboys, Packers and Patriots. In the Super Bowl, he made a very important 45-yard reception, and boy was I happy. Go Kevin!*

* Thank you to Wikipedia for, well, ALL of the above information.

Jeremy Shockey is a top-five tight end. He is 27 years old. He’s a Phish fan (enthusiasm contained for the purpose of anonymity). He has been to four Pro Bowls during his six-year career.

Where am I going with this? Well, 66.6666666666667% of us here at the Shockey Brigade are big fans of Jeremy Shockey. The tattoos, the attitude, the four a.m. half-drunk pushups (the things that matter, right?)… It’s all pretty awesome for Giants fans.

So what’s all this talk of the Giants being better without him? Is it from Boss’ four playoff games last year? His five catches in four games? Six months ago we all had man crushes on Shockey. WHAT HAS CHANGED?!?!

But seriously… what has changed, people? Was it really Boss’ postseason? I mean, those five catches were awesome. I liked them all. I also liked Madison Hedgecock’s Super Bowl reception. And Steve Smith’s 14 postseason catches? Man, those were sweet. In fact, fuck Plaxico! Who needs the guy? It was pretty obvious the offense was far more efficient with Eli focusing on David Tyree, Smith and Boss. The rest of them are all overpaid me-first guys, anyway. (Note, a lot of inspiration for this paragraph can be found here. Stupid Newsday).

The Kevin Boss lovefest has carried over from the Super Bowl and continues in New York newspapers and on Giants message boards. There really are a lot of people who honestly believe Boss is either as good as Shockey or better for the Giants. These are probably the same idiots who were calling for Coughlin to be fired (really, who would say that?) and who were hoping for an Eli injury just so they could sell some lame custom-made Jared Lorenzen t-shirts (pssst… email me for a $5 special on “BFQ” t-shirts).

But all joking aside, what is the debate here?? Jeremy Shockey is a Pro Bowl-caliber tight end. Elite. He’s been among the best in the NFL during his whole career. The statistics show this (look them up if you want).

And here’s how he’s ranked among his Giants teammates in receptions and yards:

Year: Receptions (total) / Yards (total)
2002: 2nd (74) / 2nd (894)
2003: 4th (48) / 3rd (535)
2004: 1st (61) / 2nd (666)
2005: 2nd (65) / 2nd (891)
2006: 1st (66) / 2nd (623)
2007: 3rd (57) / 3rd (619)

Easily replaceable, right? Really, until Boss came around I was really longing for the day Visanthe Shiancoe could finally rise up and be first on the depth chart. I was soooo bummed when he went to Minnesota and finished with 27 catches last year.

Look people, Boss is a bug guy who is a good target for Eli. He made some nice catches late in the season. Eli also got better late in the season. Coincidence?

And Shockey might not be totally happy with his role in New York. But he’s a professional athlete and the last thing I worry about is his motivation. That’s not a reason to trade him. Okay, he might throw mini fits when Eli misses him or he doesn’t get the play call he wants. But watch Plaxico for 60 minutes and tell me he doesn’t do the same things.

With Shockey, you put up with the crap on the sidelines and in the headlines in return for everything he does out on the field. But hey, I’ve ranted for long enough. Let’s see what else Kevin had to say:

“He’ll be back,” Boss said. “I’ve got a lot more to learn from him. He’s been a great mentor. Obviously he’s a better player than me.”

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