Sunday Semi-live Blog…
It’s 1:43 PM Eastern time: I’ve seen our fearless (and departed) warrior lose a fumble and tip a ball in the air that was intercepted. Both turnovers will probably lead to points. The obvious conclusion here is that he never should’ve left the Giants. Makes me sad.
1:47 PM Eastern time: I’m happy to report that the Giants are up 7-0 on the Rams. Eli threw a sexy pass to Plaxico. Makes me happy.
1:50 PM Eastern time: My girlfriend reports via text message that Chris Cooley of the Redskins may be hurt. I always felt like he was overrated and just not as cool as Shockey. Thoughts?
1:52 PM Eastern time: Speaking of the Redskins, they’ve forced two turnovers and scored 6 points. I saw at least one 3rd and 8 where they completed a pass for 6 yards. They also just fumbled on their own 25. I’m just sayin‘…
1:53 PM Eastern time: Field goal, Giants. 10-0. Fine by me.
1:57 PM Eastern time: I had to put the old Shockey picture up a) because I can’t find a picture of him in a Saints uniform, and b) because he’ll always be a Giant to me. Also of note, on ESPN’s player profile page it says Shockey is pronounced “SHOCK-ee“. I think that’s cool.
2:05 PM Eastern time: My colleague Jose has described our lack of posts as a result of our month-long mourning period for the Giants’ loss of one Jeremy Shockey. That’s kind of the truth. I’ve been cleared by Reporters Without Borders and the American Council on the First Amendment to inform you that we were detained and our website locked while trying to bring the Shockey Brigade to you from China. In the end it turned out to be a big misunderstanding. But needless to say, we saw nothing of the Olympics or any other sport for a month. We regret leaving our loyal readers in the dark and in the future will strive to not get caught by the Chinese. By the way, if you think Shockey is hugely popular over here, you should see the skyscraper-sized advertisements of him in Beijing. It’s spectacular. I’d show you photos but they all got confiscated. Really!
2:20 PM Eastern time: Giants are driving. Ball on the 17 with :16 left in the half. Eli to Plax in the corner? That would be my first guess. But I’m going to go out on a limb and say Toomer over the middle. Let’s watch…
2:21 PM Eastern time: Orrrr a pass over the middle to Brandon Jacobs for 2 yards. Field Goal time. Giants up 13-6. Not bad, could be better. Can’t watch the game though so I don’t really know how it looks.
Elsewhere around the league…
- Aaron Rodgers is leading QB’s with 209 yard in the first half.
- Adrian Peterson has 118 first half rushing yards, and the Vikings are leading the Colts 9-0. This is 100% speculation, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Peyton ends the season on the DL. Just a hunch.
- The Redskins lead the Saints 9-7. I’m less impressed by Jim Zorn’s offense than I am by the Horny for Zorny t-shirts described here. “Apparently we don’t know what a touchdown is”, says one currently dejected Skins fan via text message.
- Buffalo is up 10-3 at Jacksonville. I’d actually like to watch this game and see what the Bills are all about.
2:33 PM Eastern time: One of the Gramatica’s just hit a FG to end the half for the Saints. So Saints 10, Redskins 9. I’m just sayin‘…
2:43 PM Eastern time: I just realized that since Sarah Palin’s from Alaska, she probably doesn’t have a favorite football team, right? Isn’t that, like, equally as important to Red Staters as having foreign policy experience? Do you think conservatives are aware of this???
2:47 PM Eastern time: Oh wait, she’s a Seahawk fan. Er, she’s a lifelong Steelers fan?! Lady, we may disagree on some of the issues, but for the sake of the nation pick a freakin‘ team!
2:55 PM Eastern time: Touchdown Giants! This time over the middle to Toomer. I’m going to say my earlier prediction counts. Also, the Saints just scored. I’m just sayin‘…
2:57 PM Eastern time: Since I can’t watch the Giants game right now I’m using the NFL.com Game Center. It’s not bad, but kinda frustrating from time to time. Like when I see this:
“(9:29) (Shotgun) 10-E.Manning pass deep left to 17-P.Burress to STL 10 for 16 yards (21-O.Atogwe, 24-R.Bartell). FUMBLES (21-O.Atogwe), touched at STL 10, RECOVERED by STL-21-O.Atogwe at STL 3. 21-O.Atogwe to STL 10 for 7 yards (12-S.Smith). PENALTY on STL-26-T.Hill, Illegal Block Above the Waist, 5 yards, enforced at STL 10. Play Challenged by NYG and REVERSED. (Shotgun) 10-E.Manning pass deep left to 17-P.Burress to STL 10 for 16 yards (34-F.Brown).”
Can someone tell me what the hell happened on that play?!?!?
3:00 PM Eastern time: Is it weird to admit that I really like the sound of Bill Kurtis’ voice on those AT&T Laptop Connect commercials?
3:03 PM Eastern time: 3rd and 28 for the Rams. The old Giants would give up at least 27 yards on this play. And I hope I’m not jinxing the new Giants here by saying that.
3:04 PM Eastern time: Nope, they only gave up 20 yards. Man, I love the new Giants.
3:13 PM Eastern time: The Bears are up at Carolina. Kyle Orton having another decent game. The Raiders are up 13-0 but JaMarcus Russell is 5/16. Gross. Darren McFadden is now leading all rushers today, though.
3:26 PM Eastern time: Bulger to Holt for a 45-yard TD moments after my coworker wondered where Bulger has been all day. 20-13 Giants.
3:45 PM Eastern time: Giants up 27-13. Nice. Eli 20/29 for 260 and 3 TDs. Super nice. Also, Detroit down by just 6 to Green Bay with the ball. And Justin Tuck with an INT TD for 41 yards!!! Oh man… Road Warriors.
3:53 PM Eastern time: Detroit takes the lead. Wow. And on that note I’m out of here to go home and gaze longingly at my Eli poster. Enjoy the later games.


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